when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate
Blissful way to start the day - delicious nourishing breakfast, and an espresso in the sun!
how do you even recover from that
The Old Bridge, France, 1910, Guy Orlando Rose
our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER